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Hermes was dressed fine to go TO the Elton John concert. He did
run into a little bit of difficulty on his way back home when he
had to walk through the back alley where the street gang was
hanging out: They did NOT like the colour orange, apparently.
The crooked brown stick leaning against the wall, Hermes would
come to regret leaving it there the day before. |
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All those clown studies, and now the big top! |
Should have never traded the cow for magic beans or eaten them on
the way home.
Where's home? |
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"See Liberace like youve never seen him before.... Liberace in The
Little Mermaid" |
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Looking for brains in all the wrong places. |
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Looking for Alice |
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I just used the bathroom. Trust me, you don't want to go in there
right now. |
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If you want to hurt the ghost who pulls radioactive fungus out of
my ass, you're going to have to go through me first.. |
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Jumping Jack really hated his rosy cheeks. |
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Who knew that 200 jumping jacks would create such a hallucination
? "Let's do it again!" |
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Keep your day-job... |
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Having successfully melted an audience member's pocket watch, the
amazing Dalini goes for the big finish. |
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Over the years I could deal with the flashbacks, but the one of
Ricky Ricardo had me running for the Thorazine... |
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Clown school had prepared Bozo well. But for this, Bozo would
have to use all his skills |
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Joe's limbo skills weren't the best, but hey, his paper boats won
prizes. |
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You may laugh, but I am the cutting edge of fashion. |
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Drawing a bright clown is a good way of taking the attention away
if you plan to use a sanitary napkin as canvas. |
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Jack always wanted to join the circus |
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What?? You tell me now that OSAMA is actually OBAMA? |
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I'm a sweet transvestite from Oceanvania! a ha - ha! |
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Michael Jackson was in sight. Joey needed a place to hide. That
would prove difficult given the clothes his mother had put on
him to go visit Neverland. Mommy could already smell the
settlement. |
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Rocko the Rodeo Clown just got fired from the circus |
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The phone was ringing. This time, it had to be Dr. Phil. |
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I had too much welsh rarebit last night! |
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Never mind the background! Where's the f.......ng trapeze? |
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it's all fun and games until an atomic blast sets the clown on
fire |
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Steve regretted not being more specific with his tailor. |
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How do you like the suit I bought for the Apocalypse |
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Contrary to popular belief, vitamin C overdose CAN cause serious
problems with anal mushrooming being only an unpleasant and
unfortunate side effect. |
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Who's pulling my legs? |
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Dancing With The Stars, final season |
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This is the reason why kids hate clowns |
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Alice was hoping for twins, but this ... |
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The new look for the Wal-Mart fragrance and cosmetics counter
proved to scare off customer a little |
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Andrew Zimmern soon regretted ordering eagle feet with cathedral
glass garnish with a side order of 10X spermia |
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Beppo the Clown has a really, really bad day |
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Brighter than red |
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John wished he hadn't bought that shell suit now |
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Claude sensed his audience was distracted.... |
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A circus acrobat on acid |
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Cirque de Soleil - Post Apocalyptic |
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OOooh.... Please.......tell me this is a dream - I just deeetest
orange ! |
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Surely you jest, on screwing that deformed mushroom while you
stand on stilt legs? |
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jumpin jack flash, it was a gas gas gas! |
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Phil never imagined following Alice down that rabbit hole would
force a confrontation with Clown Boy ! |
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After eating the mushrooms, my fianc looked quite clown like |
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And that's how you came into this world... any questions? |
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Ancient cave drawing depicting the birth of Sigfried, sadly the
birth of Roy could not be restored. |
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It's time for the electric slide! |
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If I only had a brain |
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Too much lead in the toys makes Jack see more than just a gold
boy. |
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But i only took an aspirin...! |
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Liberace in the afterlife |
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Sorry, but this restroom is closed |
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Stand back, Pookie!! I'll protect you. I know dung-fu. Heeee-ah! |
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All Rex needed here now was a sudden flair for the dramatic |
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Coco the Clown finally gets his revenge |
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Don't try this at home |
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Bad career choice for Jose as an underwater circus performer |
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The original set design and costume ideas for "Saturday Night
Fever" were (wisely) rejected |
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The unveiling of Jean-Claude's new fashion line was cursed with an
unwanted element of the bizarre. |
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Don't just sit there... RUN!!!! |
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Stay back!!! Don't want to go there |
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Oh waiter-I want a refund |
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My Samurai Overdose |
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My Samurai Daytrip |
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Malcolm had heard about Magic Mushrooms, but never
really believed the stories until today |
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X-Men meet The Triffids |
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Jane saw Dick. Run, Jane, run! |
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Oh i should've read the circus job application more
carefully |
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The Scarecrow regretted not addressing the fungal
infection sooner. |
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Jean Calude's "Cirque de Apocalypse" pushed the
boundaries of both fashion and common sense |
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I've got rhythm, I've got zazz! |
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Exactly what happened to make Jack come down from
the beanstalk a changed man? |
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Felix was indeed the son of Ripley's Tiger Man, but
deep inside he was really contemplating a career in accounting. |
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Stand back, I'll protect you from the mushroom
cloud! |
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Oh HELL! I feel the pains of Global Warming...Gore,
Where is Gore, Save Me Gore! |
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Fred suddenly remembered that none of this had been
in the assignment for the job |
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And what did Gerald say about drinks being
spiked??? |
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Geoff feels the wrath of the scorpion king he never
should of inserted asparagus into his backside and suddenly the
clouds of gas overwhelmed him as his clothes melted from his body |
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"Could you take a step back," said the wedding
photographer, "only I can't get you all in." |
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Look out, here comes Psycho Clown! |
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Finding this in his sock drawer, Wallis the Clown
wondered where he was when he took this picture |
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Pajama-Clown Boy arrives to save the world from
underworld mushroom spirits |
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The Jehovah's Witnesses Extreme Makeover just did
not work out afterall. |
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Robert suddenly realised he shouldn't have stolen
that block of uranium from the factory |
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Giant broccoli creature, Mushrooms, man in flower
form..? Exactly what is going on here...? |
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Move along, move along, there's nothing to see. |
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I'm sneaking out. This suit is embarrassing. |
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The Hoff auditions for his new reality show "Clown
Idol" |
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Inside Christopher Walkins' head |
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Oh my God! I was sooooooo drunk! |
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Flunking Harlequin School drove Gaston into a rage
of revenge! KA-BOOM! |
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After eating his way into a giant pumpkin to ask
his wife (who had grown a spiked dragon-tail) if she knew where he
left the car keys, Peter, Peter, accidently rubs up against a mold
spore and releases an old and hungry Pakistani genie that suffers
a hernia as he tries to rip off a piece of pumpkin off the
remaining shell to eat. |
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You put your right foot in, you put your right foot
out.... |
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I KNOW it's only August, but I'm ready for Carneval
NOW! |
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Busby Berkley's post bankruptcy routine, dbuts in
Croydon |
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Jimmy tries to stay balanced in Magic Mushroom Land |
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Clay Aiken covers Black Sabbath |
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"I can't understand," said Tom, "why nobody takes
Scientology seriously." |
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George W. had finally found the end of the secret
tunnel, when............. |
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Christopher Walken...I presume? |
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Even without his box . . . Jack was pretty scary. |
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then Dick saw Jane and said "Stay back Jane! i can
explain everything..." |
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I'm taking these peas & splittin! |
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David Bowie gets a bad new fashion designer for his
concerts |
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Bert Christensen finally gets his comeuppance. |
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Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a
clown. Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Be a
clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Be a clown. Be a
clown. All the world loves a clown. -Cole Porter |
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The Canadian Army's new uniform had been designed
based on faulty intelligence: It was thought they would be
operating in a pumpkin patch near Kandahar |
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This time I'm doing the splits!!! |
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and, somehow, the clown thought the makeup would
hold his darkness away.... |
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Toads & Mushrooms Hooray! |
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There I was, holding back the masses, when all of a
sudden... |
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The Weird Art Caption Contest team gets ready to
choose the winning entries. |
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After hearing a knock on his bedroom door, young
Billy replied "err, wait a minute mom, don't come in." |
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Sperm man and Calm Shell boy saves the Day!! |
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Despite slipping attendance, Leopold continued to
perform his routine in his own mind. |
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Pinnochio-"Genie, can YOU make me a real boy? Don't
make me do the same to you as the blue fairy!" |
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Coming to your local theater: SAW 25: Jigsaw the
Puppet wants to be a REAL boy-pyscho killer! |
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Starting next year, career day will be subject to
auditions. |
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Bozoli: Clown Protector of hallucinations, 'shrooms,
and leafy marijuana. |
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Having saved the planet from Cerberus the Mushroom,
the Mighty Spinach-Beast and the white scalped flying Merma-bitch,
Tiger Man hadn't done a bad morning's work. |
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North Korea nuclear program would transform the
landscape in a land of happy clowns, magic mushrooms, lean and
healthy eunuchs, formidable ferns and many kinds of beautifully
decorated scenery, all for the delight of the great Kim Jong Il
and the glory of the country. |
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And Tacky was born... |
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Oh look! It's Alice in Transgender-land. |
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Given his plans, Edward knew his escape from the
circus would not long go unnoticed. |
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Do you think these pants make my butt look fat? |
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Cruel and unusual punishment at Abu-Ghraib made the
prisoners miss the old days after all |
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and 1 and two and three and four, cart wheel! star
jumps! God this exercise ain't half hard work! |
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Stop it silly!! I found this three-headed pee-pee
thingy and you can't play with it! |
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Oh, no! Another ocular migraine! |
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momma told me not to come |
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"Beam me up, Scotty" |
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Then SpongeBob's Nemesis Appeared...AquaArmyQueen
Former Clown Star |
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Liberace ultimately decided that updating his act
by mimicking Elton John would be a mistake. |
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Erik Estrada's career hits rock bottom, again. |
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Rejected dust jacket from Harlequin romance novel |
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Please excuse me while I leave this strange
endeavour... |
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Peter dons his harvest outfit while Merle takes a
trip in their garden of atomic mushrooms, venus flytraps &
aspergillus |
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Hurry Sensi, I can not hold this giant seashell
much longer! |
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The job did not pay much but it was better than
unemployment. Until one day when his ex-girlfriend who was in the
audience shouted: "Hammer? Is that you?" |
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Jack was about to be embarassed about wearing his
pajamas to work, until he realized he didn't have a job. |
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Split mushroom soup. |
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Circus is not the same this days... |
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Hey, freak boy, stay off the grass!!! |
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Guy's wife came back from work early one day, only
to discover what she had suspected for a while: Guy was a closet
idiot |
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Flavio felt relief but, trust me, you do NOT want
to go in there right now! |
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Dun Dun Na na Its hammer time-cant touch this |
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The scarecrow from Wizard of Oz, got his brain and
moved to The Village to become an avante garde intellectual. |
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell |
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After killing his wife, she was still hunting him. |
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Cirque Du Soleil is just getting a lil too freaky
for me... |
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Turdman would open the show at the circus from now
on; Faggy the clown was getting nervous for his job. |
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After all this was found in the "S"-pipe, no wonder
the sink was not draining well. |
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Adam Ant "The Essential..." |
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For some reason, the Scarecrow thought Kansas would
be .... different |
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Wal-Mart's new uniforms clash with the aquarium
supplies section |
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Farts and b.o. are quickly fanned away by the swift
draft coming from the grotto |
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Pierre had been assigned to the rarely used back
entrance but he took his security guard job very seriously |
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Only one Swiss guard is needed to protect
Benedict's secret batcave |
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Prince and Michael Jackson nightmarish duet |
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The new variety of corral was very tempting for
divers to touch |
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Did anyone feed the cat? |
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Gorge had been tricked; it was actually the vicar?s
garden party? |
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Pierre was retired from Cirque de Soleil but still
put on a wicked show for the kids in his backyard. |
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